Showing posts with label scam artists. Show all posts
Showing posts with label scam artists. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

A Gusher In My Inbox

Image credit: werner22brigitte

The world never fails to amaze me. I received this e-mail yesterday at this blog's e-mail address:

From: Opec Award <xxxxxxx@notarealaddy.com.invalid>

To: undisclosed-recipients@null, null@null

Subject: Attention: Read Carefully

Date: Jan 14, 2013 2:28 AM

--

Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries

Obere Donaustrasse 93

A-1020 Vienna,

Austria

ATTN:

You have been chosen as one of the LUCKY RECIPIENT of the excess funds generated from petroleum products(Africa,Asia and Pacific region) in the past years. For further information

Email 1: zairahoshiko447@yyyyy.com.invalid

Sincerely,

Zaira Hoshiko

On three large continents, with some of the most poverty-stricken nations on the planet, these folks can't think of anything to do with their "excess funds" but offer them to an Internet persona named after a rabid animal. I bet these folks would fit right in on the Obama Administration's economics team.

Afterword: Since I haven't done on of these in a while, I'll point out that nothing in the e-mail should be taken as real information, even the e-mail address after the "Email 1:". That, as it turns out, was the reply address before I altered it a little. Who knows who is scamming whom here?

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Clever Phishing

I keep getting e-mail like this one:

Image credit: Screenshot by Cujo359



It looks like an official e-mail from a real bank. There really is an RBC Royal Bank, of course, and it really does use that particular Internet domain. This wouldn't be much of a phishing attempt if that weren't true, now would it?

Of course, this is not my bank, which was the first clue that it was a phishing attempt. There are others, though, and I think it's a good idea to review some of the other clues, in case the next phishing e-mail purports to be from your bank or mine.

First off, that's the entire e-mail. Whenever my bank communicates with me, it will always identify what account we're discussing in some way that does not give away the secrets, of course. Something like my complete name, and/or a partial account number, or some such thing. There's nothing like that here.

Second, there's the clue of what happens when you put your mouse cursor on top of the link button at the bottom of the e-mail. Here is the URL it was going to take me to, if I had clicked on it:

http://www.royalbank.com.eb9def5.rbc.blahblah-notreal.com/rbc/

Once again, there's a clear difference, if you're able to understand what you're looking at. A Uniform Resource Locater (URL) string consists of a method, which is the string http to the left of the colon (':'), followed by the domain, which is the string that identifies what bunch of Internet addresses contain whatever it is you're attempting to access. In this case, the domain string is:

www.royalbank.com.eb9def5.rbc.blahblah-notreal.com

That part in the normal color type is what appears to be an Internet domain of the RBC Royal Bank, and it would be if it weren't for the part of the string that I highlighted in red. That is the domain of some sort of Internet art hosting service. I suspect it's just one of many boutique online web services scammers use, which in all likelihood has neither the time nor the expertise to make sure that its customers aren't doing this sort of thing. I changed the URL to protect the (possibly) innocent.

The important thing, though, is that that URL is deceptive. It looks like the RBC's web address, but it's not. It almost takes knowing you should be able to spot something to see it. If I had clicked on that button, the URL window on the browser would have started out with the string www.royalbank.com, and I might not have noticed the real domain.

So, be careful with these e-mails. If it appears that it comes from your bank, check these things, at a minimum, before clicking on a convenient button that will take you to just the place you need to go to clear up your problem. Better still, you should probably go to your bank's online banking site directly, and try to deal with the issue from there, or call them.

Afterword: Do I need to add that the RBC Royal Bank was not responsible for either this article, nor the e-mail that inspired this article? No doubt I do, so there we are.

Friday, December 10, 2010

The Chutzpah Of Hope

While I'm making screenshots of my web browser, I thought I'd share this one:


Those are all scam e-mail messages. Some say I've won a lottery, others that I'm in line for some sort of inheritance, or could be if I just claim to be a Nigerian national, or some such. One even claims that I need to send all my personal information to the FBI, because the United Nations is investigating some Nigerian scammers.

As you can see, these have all arrived in the last four weeks. There are fifteen of the bloody things, roughly one every couple of days, on average. Of course, these are going to the e-mail address I use for blogging, which I never use for financial reasons. You have to admire their persistence, if nothing else. You'd think by now they'd realize that this market was saturated years ago.


Thursday, July 29, 2010

More Feckless Bastards Gone Phishing

Usually I have some semi-humorous take on these things, but I'm not feeling terribly creative today, and I've got lots else I'm trying to do. I received this at my Cujo359 email address the other day. It appears to be a new form of phishing scam, and it's a particularly aggravating one:

From: John Mathews
To:
Subject: Part Time Employment Opportunities
Date: Jul 27, 2010 4:16 AM

Re: Employment Opportunities



Honeywell International Inc.
101 Columbia Road
Morristown, NJ 07962
EMAIL; xxxxxxx@zing.vn.invalid

ABOUT US

Honeywell International is a diversified technology and manufacturing leader, serving customers worldwide with aerospace products and services; control technologies for buildings, homes and industry; automotive products; turbochargers; and specialty materials. With roots tracing back to 1885, Honeywell employs more than 100,000 people in 95 countries. Under the leadership of Chairman and CEO John Mathews, we focus on our Five Initiatives: Growth, Productivity, Cash, People and the Enablers, Honeywell Operating System and Functional Transformation.

JOB POSITION

We are currently seeking part or full time employees for our ever-growing Accounts Receivable Department. Through extensive demographic research, we have discovered a wealth of untapped human resources that, for one reason or another, need the freedom to work from home. If this sounds like you, please read on, and consider becoming part of our company family. as part of our ongoing Multi Level Marketing Network, we seek capable individuals to work for us as our representative. You can easily make $700-$2000 or more in a week by working for us as Sub-contractor in your geographical location, you will be in charge of collecting payment on behalf of our affiliates and Small business organizations that are registered under us. Does it sound like your dream job? Well, it certainly for 10,000+current members who are making $700- $2,000 weekly online with this system. Note that no form of investment of is needed from you and this job will take only 1-3 hours
of your time per week.

THIS IS WHAT IT ENTAILS:

1. Get/receive payment from clients/Customers.
2. Process Payments at your Bank.
3. Deduct 10% which is your commission/Payment on check cashed.
4. Forward the remaining 90% to the information that will be provided later on.

I will need you to provide me with your basic personal info such as:
Full Name:
Contact Address:
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Country:
Phone Number:

Fill the above application so as to qualify you for the position.

John Mathews
Chairman and CEO
Honeywell International Inc.
101 Columbia Road
Morristown, NJ 07962
EMAIL; xxxxxxx@zing.vn.invalid

This is a bit different from the run-of-the-mill "Nigerian" scams. The English is good. It is at least somewhat like a request for employment applications that appear in newspapers and other want ads. Unfortunately, it's not to be trusted. My e-mail provider was able to recognize this as a spam e-mail. I don't know if everyone's would, hence the warning.

As times get worse, I suspect we'll be seeing more of these. There are several reasons to distrust this e-mail beyond that it was sent to the address of an Internet entity who has never demonstrated any talent for this sort of work. Those are:

  1. The email addresses of the sender and the reply-to address are not in the Honeywell domain. This letter purports to be from Honeywell.

  2. Neither Honeywell nor any other company is simply going to solicit such things via blind e-mails. They no doubt have plenty of applicants for every job of this sort. If they were looking for design engineers, or some equally rare specialty, this might be reasonable, but I wouldn't trust such a thing then if it weren't addressed specifically to me.

  3. The CEO of a company the size of Honeywell won't be soliciting low skill workers via e-mail under any circumstances I can think of.


As I said, this sort of thing will become more common as the world's economy gets worse, which thanks to the feckless assholes who are largely in charge of it, it certainly will. The sort of bastards who sent this letter will be trying to take advantage of people who need work. So don't be fooled. Often times, things that are too good to be true are really not true.

I assume, as should you, that no name on this letter is an actual name of the people responsible for this e-mail, including the supposed author of it.


Wednesday, March 24, 2010

A New Approach To Scams

Our brave fighting scam artists question a person of interest.


In the process of cleaning the Talking Points Memo spam out of my e-mail account, I ran across this little gem:

From: CAPTAIN JOHN ENGLAND <xxxxxx@btinternet.com.invalid>
To: undisclosed recipients@null, null@null
Subject: GET BACK TO ME
Date: Mar 22, 2010 4:46 AM
Attn;

I am Captain John England from the hospitality state (Mississippi), of the US Marine Force on Monitoring and Peace –keeping mission in Baghdad-Iraq.On the 21st day of December 2009, we were alerted on the sudden presence of some Terrorists camping in a suburb not too far from Karbala here in Iraq. After Immediate intervention, we captured three (3) of the Terrorists, twenty-six (26) were killed leaving seven (7) injured.

In the process of torture they confessed being rebels for late Ayman al-Zawahiri and took us to a cave in Karbala which served as their camp. Here we recovered several guns, bombs and other Ammunitions including some boxes among which two contains nuclear weapons, one filled with hard drugs(cocaine) and the other four to my amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $23.2M after I and two of my junior intelligent officers counted them.

I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy.

I am in keen need of a “Reliable and Trustworthy” person like you who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me up on till my assignment elapses in here in Iraq..

I assure and I promise to give you 15% of this fund, however feel free to negotiate what you wish to have as your percentage in this business.

Please assure me of your keeping this topmost secret to protect my job with the US Monitoring and Peace-Keeping mission.

Please for the confidentiality of this deal due contact me via this private email address (xxxxx@gmail.com.invalid)

Kind Regards,

Captain John England.

I especially like the closing, "Kind Regards", from someone who supposedly tortured the location of some money that he's decided to keep for himself. The "Hospitality State" thing is a nice touch, too.

Of course, this is another bogus Nigerian bank scheme, but it's hard to believe that a few years ago people would have dared mention torture in such an e-mail. In the past, that wasn't a good way to instill trust in people. Now, it would appear, it is.

I guess it's one more sign of the decline of our civilization.

It's nearly certain that this was not written by anyone in the U.S. military, incidentally. I've spent a long time among them, and this letter doesn't use any of the terms or phraseology I'm used to hearing from them.


Tuesday, December 15, 2009

England Still Giving Away Money

[Pound notes, plus a few dollars, at the donations box of the British Museum. Image credit: Lawrence OP.]



These folks are insistent - in the last week I've received at least four copies of this message, with the only difference being the Internet Protocol (IP) address the e-mail was sent from. It must be genuine, then, right?

From: HANS <xxx@xxxxx.xxx.js.cn.invalid>
To:
Subject: DELVERY NOTICE REPLY X.X.X.X
Date: Oct 14, 2009 12:14 PM
Attention:

I am a Diplomat named James Hans, mandated to deliver your inheritance to you in your country of residence.

The funds total US$7.5 Million and you were made the beneficiary of these funds by a benefactor whose details will be revealed to you after handing over the funds to you in accordance with the Agreement I signed with thebenefactor when he enlisted my assistance in delivering the funds to you.

I am presently in United Kingdom and before I can deliver the funds to you, you have to reconfirm the followinginformation so as to ensure that I am dealing with the right person.

1. Full Name
2. Residential Address
3. Age
4. Occupation
5. Direct Telephone Numbers

After verification of the information with what I have on file, I shall contact you so that we can make arrangements on the exact time I will be bringing your package to your residential address. Send the requested information so that we can proceed.

Regards,

James Hans

Unfortunately, I'm way behind in my financial dealings. All these wonderful inheritances and international money deals, not to mention lotteries I win without even entering, are keeping me jumping.

It's on my to-do list though, really.

[NOTE for the uninitiated: As always, this e-mail came (multiple times) to my Cujo359 e-mail account. It's a scam. I've disguised the real e-mail address, but left the country domain intact, and I replaced the IP address with X's.

Maybe it would be a good idea to publish the IP addresses, since they appear to be e-mail servers that allow unverified relays. I assume everything else in this e-mail is fictitious, as should you.]


Thursday, October 8, 2009

The Congo Writes

Caption: A twenty-centime bank note from the Congo. I'd love to add some to my collection, but there's this backlog.

Image credit: Banknotes.com






Today, a tale of passion and intrigue from the deepest Congo arrived in the e-mail account that I use for this blog:

From: Mr Prince Kabila
To: xxxx_kabila@gmail.com.invalid
Subject: call to save my mother and I from a hopeless,
Date: Oct 8, 2009 2:59 AM

Dear Daddy/Mummy,

Greetings in appreciation of your esteemed contact received through a reliable source and the choice of your country I wish to introduce myself, I am Prince Kabila the son of the late Democratic Republic of Congo President Laurent Desire Kabila of the blessed memory. I know this letter might come to you as a surprise but I honestly do not intend to surprise you. I write this letter in respect of my intention to invest the sum of (USS45 000.000.00. Forty-five million dollar) with you. I inherited this funds from my mother. This fund was got through the sale of Diamond and Timber when my father was the head of state. My mother though not her legal wife used her privilege position to engage in the business of Diamond and timber since she knows that her survival will depend on how much she can get out of the privilege situation.

When my father was assassinated on 16th January 01 by one of his bodyguards Lt. Rashidi Kasereke through the conspiracy of some top army officers that wanted to topple him I escaped to Ghana because of the fear that I might be arrested by my half brother Lt. General Joseph Kabila the present head of state. Actually his mother and my mother are not in the best of relationship because of who among them will be the first lady tussle and this ultimately affected us their children.

Considering the relationship between Ghana and the Democratic Republic of Congo new government, my mother advised me to leave for Ghana for security reason, while the funds were deposited with a Security Company. On getting to Ghana where I have been living since then as a political refugee I am seeking for a reliable foreigner who can assist me in moving this funds out for safe banking and profitable investment Honestly I contacted you because I don’t want to invest this funds in Africa due to my status here as a political Refugee. And moreover I wouldn’t want to take risk because this funds is all that I and my mother is depending on because my half brother has seized all my father’s assets and funds and left I and my mother empty handed without knowing about this funds deposited at the security company. So that is why I decided that investing this funds abroad should be the best investment for me. I will be honored if I can be given the privilege of investing this fund with your help.

In view of this plight, I expect you to be trustworthy and kind enough to respond to this distress call to save my mother and I from a hopeless future. And if you agree, I hereby agree to compensate your sincere and candid effort in this regard with 30% of the total fund and annual 5% of the after tax return on investment for the first three years.

Thereafter, the term shall be varied.5% for expenses, which may arise during the transaction, fax and phone bills inclusive, When the fund ($45,000,000.00) is moved into your discrete account, you will be allowed to draw 30% your favor, while the remaining 65% will be invested meaningfully for our future if possible in your area of business and deterrents sectors of the Economy in your country which are dividends yielding. Whatever your decision is please reach me immediately through my Email:(xxxx_kabila@yahoo.com.invalid) and keep this letter tight secret for the interest of my family, l am presently in Ghana


Best Regards.
MR KABILA.

A First Lady tussle? Is there video? Political debates are so much more interesting in foreign countries, don't you agree?

The Kabilas sound like a family who could become synonymous with "dysfunctional". They could probably have their own reality series. Still, you have to feel sad for old Prince, so here are a couple of bits of advice that I'll pass along:

First, when it comes to translation, don't do it yourself. You might think you have a good grasp of a foreign language, but it really pays to leave such things to professionals.

Second, if you want something kept a tight secret, don't post it to the Linux kernel working group. Those guys gossip like a bunch of old ladies, not to mention that they have archive servers everywhere.

Finally, you might want to hire someone who actually knows how to do financial transactions. I'm booked solid for the next couple of years.

Thank you for writing, and good luck with your financial endeavors.


Monday, September 28, 2009

We've Reached The End Of The Alphabet

Caption: Nigerian currency. Note that the column on the right starts with a 2,500,000 dollar note. Inflation has been a problem in Zimbabwe for some time. A year ago, that note would have bought a loaf of bread.

Image credit: Sokanele

Today, I received my first plea for assistance from a country that begins with the letter 'Z':

From: mariam_homond
To:
Subject: I SEEK FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE
Date: Sep 28, 2009 9:26 AM
Dear Sir

I am Mrs Mariam Homond of Zimbabwe, wife of late J. Homond a well known farmer and diamond merchant but my husband died of hearth attack after the seizure of all his life times investment in Zimbabwe by the Government of Robert Mugabeand.

And my husband lost nearly all to the Government of Robert Mogarbe but I Thank God my husband was able to transfer the sum of USD55.5million through a deplomatic channel means to one of the Finance Companies outside my country (Zimbabwe) before his death and the money is contained in two treasury boxes which we made the security Company to understand that the money belong to my late husband's customer in your country who will later contact them for onward transfer of the money to him.

Further to this as a matter of importance, please my reason of contacting you,is that I am honestly in need of your assistance to help me and my childrend to transfer the money to your country by standing as my late husband's business partner to whom the money is to be transfered to.

And please note that this following investment in your country for my children upbringing as we are finding a way to leave this country to settle down there in your country and continue our lives.

Kindly do every thing possible to reply this mail through my personal email address: mariamhomond@XXXXXX.fr so as to enable me give you the full contact details of the Finance Company where the money is for your immediate transfer to your country.

And be informed also that I have resolved to compensate you with 30% of the total fund for your assistance.

Thanks and God Bless as I urgently await your reply.
Mrs Mariam Homond.

So, I just have to let someone move a large portion of this country's GDP to my bank account, after having e-mailed my particulars to a different e-mail address than the one that sent this missive, and I'll be rolling in Zimbabwean dollars. Sounds easy enough.

While trying to find a picture of Zimbabwean money, I came across this article from May, 2008 on the issuance of a new 500,000,000 dollar note:

So the REAL figure associated with the new $500,000,000 cheque issued today is in fact $500,000,000,000.

Your eyes are not deceiving you - eleven zeros - $500,000,000,000.

The second thing to note is the price of bread. A new $500,000,000 cheque will buy two loaves of bread; but according to the government’s own campaign, one loaf cost a mere $85 in August 2006.

A 500mln bearer cheque (aka ‘bank note’) added to Gono’s portfolio of success

It goes on to say the the new currency had been initiated to divide all prices by a thousand. Unsurprisingly, it hasn't done much good.

Zimbabwe is one of those countries we don't hear very much about, thanks partly to a news blackout that was put in place by their government five years ago and just recently relaxed somewhat. It's also because, even for Africa, Zimbabwe is a place of depressing poverty and corruption. For an example of the latter, Sokanele offers this story from a few weeks ago:

Looking now at the ever-present corruption in Zimbabwe, villagers in the area under Chief Chundu in Hurungwe are being told that they face eviction from their homes after nearly three decades. This is to pave the way towards creating a game park for a safari operations partnership between a Chinese company and Chief Chundu. A local councillor confirmed the villagers' fears but said council had no plans to evict the villagers, many of whom are too old to start a new life. Efforts to talk with or get further information out of the Chief were met with complete indifference: he said that he is Chief and can do as he wants in "his" area.

ZIG Watch : Issue 8

At a time when we can barely help ourselves, it's tough to keep the plight of others in mind. We certainly have our own problems of government corruption and indifference. Still, it's good to bear in mind that other people in the world have their problems, too, and they can sometimes make ours look small in comparison.

UPDATE (Sep. 29): Just to be clear, this e-mail was a scam. That's why one of the keywords for this article is "scam artists". I also assume that none of the people named in it are real people. This is one in a series of such articles. Click the "scam artists" keyword to see others.


Sunday, August 23, 2009

A Slight Change In Comments Policy

Image credit: PuppyDogWeb.com

Zip is back with an announcement about a site policy change, and a tip for managing your Blogspot blog.

Actually, I've been doing this for a while, but it's going to continue. For three or four months now, I've been putting comments to articles that are older than 31 days into moderation. I've now changed that to be 14 days. The only reason I'm doing this is to deal with the increase in spam comments that have been showing up here recently. Please feel free to comment on older articles if you wish.

In fact, moderatiing those comments also makes it more likely that I'll notice them. So, if you're trying to communicate your ideas to me, it's actually better this way. As long as they follow the rules, I'm glad for all comments, pro and con.

There will be times, like when I have an older article in COTEB or some other blog carnival, that I'll temporarily expand the unmoderated period again. For the most part, though, this is what the policy will continue to be.

As for those spam comments, if you see them, please don't click on any links that they provide. Anyone who does this sort of thing is fundamentally dishonest, and you probably shouldn't be doing business with them, or rewarding them by increasing their hit counts.

Now, for those of you who blog at Blogspot and want to set up comments this way, here's how to do it. Go to this page in your dashboard:



and then scroll down to this item, click on the Only on posts older than radio button, and then fill in the box with the days you want to leave comments unmoderated:



Then hit the big orange Save settings button at the bottom of the screen.


Sunday, August 16, 2009

Stupid Gets Ridden Hard

Image credit: P. Z. Myers

So many people have used this image already, I saw no need until today.

Dealing with so much political stupidity left me longing for a simpler, less harmful form. Prof. PZ Myers provided it today, thanks to Creation "Museum" chief huckster Ken Ham. Prof. Myers and a group of students had toured the museum to, as they put it, study the opposition. Some commenters to a Ham blog article demanded Myers apologize for riding the plastic triceratops model, since there was a sign that said it was meant to be ridden only by people twelve and under. The model came with a saddle, suggesting that humans had ridden dinosaurs. Believe it or not, there are people stupid enough to believe that happened. They're "young earth" creationists, who believe the world is only 6,000 years old. Yes, I wrote that correctly; that's 6,000, 6 x 103, not six million or six billion, either of which would be closer to the truth.

PZ goes on to explain why he didn't feel the need to apologize:

Ken Ham claims that the world, which by all objective, scientific measures is 4.5 billion years old, is actually only 6,000 years old. Scaling ages by this metric, that means that greying 52 year old geezers like me are only 36 minutes old — obviously, I was created with the appearance of age. 36 minutes is much, much less than 12 years, so I was clearly within the allowed range. What that sign really means is that you must be under 90 million scientific years to ride the dinosaur.

No Apologies

I wonder if Ham's marks customers even understand why that's funny.


Wednesday, August 12, 2009

When Will They Finally Catch On?

Image credit: Dunno source. found it here

Two Republican Senators have now stated that they think former Alaska governor Sarah Palin's idea that the health care reform bill will include "death panels" is crazy.

First, Sen. Johnny Isakson (R-GA) said this in an interview with Ezra Klein of the Washington Post:

Is this bill going to euthanize my grandmother? What are we talking about here?

In the health-care debate mark-up, one of the things I talked about was that the most money spent on anyone is spent usually in the last 60 days of life and that's because an individual is not in a capacity to make decisions for themselves. So rather than getting into a situation where the government makes those decisions, if everyone had an end-of-life directive or what we call in Georgia "durable power of attorney," you could instruct at a time of sound mind and body what you want to happen in an event where you were in difficult circumstances where you're unable to make those decisions.

This has been an issue for 35 years. All 50 states now have either durable powers of attorney or end-of-life directives and it's to protect children or a spouse from being put into a situation where they have to make a terrible decision as well as physicians from being put into a position where they have to practice defensive medicine because of the trial lawyers. It's just better for an individual to be able to clearly delineate what they want done in various sets of circumstances at the end of their life.

How did this become a question of euthanasia?

I have no idea. I understand -- and you have to check this out -- I just had a phone call where someone said Sarah Palin's web site had talked about the House bill having death panels on it where people would be euthanized. How someone could take an end of life directive or a living will as that is nuts. You're putting the authority in the individual rather than the government. I don't know how that got so mixed up.

Is the Government Going to Euthanize your Grandmother? An Interview With Sen. Johnny Isakson

The guy who helped get that provision in the bill is a Republican, and as he's stated, this has been something that has been done at the state level for years. He's just trying to establish a national standard. Whether that's a good or bad idea, it's clearly not about death panels.

Today, Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) added this:

U.S. Sen. Lisa Murkowski on Tuesday told an Anchorage crowd that critics of health care reform, the summer's hottest political topic, aren't helping the debate by throwing out highly charged assertions not based in fact.

"It does us no good to incite fear in people by saying that there's these end-of-life provisions, these death panels," Murkowski, a Republican, said. "Quite honestly, I'm so offended at that terminology because it absolutely isn't (in the bill). There is no reason to gin up fear in the American public by saying things that are not included in the bill."

Murkowski: Don't Tell Lies About The Health-care Reform Bill

(h/t Think Progress)

I wonder what the pea-brained idiots who were talking about that at Murkowski's town hall will be all a-twitter about next. Will it be government access to bank accounts? How about collecting enemies lists? You'd think that after a while, these people would catch on, but there's every reason to suspect they never will. The right has these people figured out. All you need to do is circulate an e-mail making some outlandish claim that conforms to their paranoid delusions, and blames it all on liberals or minorities. Then just wait for some right wing blowhard to start discussing it on the radio. After that, it will have a life of its own. They do this over and over, and their base hasn't caught on yet.

Or, you can just find a photogenic knucklehead to start it, and avoid the e-mailing step and right wing blowhards on radio steps.

It's great that some Republican officials have the nerve to speak out honestly about these rumors. Even so, we're in for a lot more of this, I'm afraid.

UPDATE: Do you want to see a real death panel? Maybe President Obama can save a little money by converting it to peacetime use.


Monday, August 10, 2009

Trimming The Fat From Health Care

Where do we really need to trim the fat in order to give every American health care? It seems to me that this photo is as descriptive of how we finance health care as it is of the condition of our literal butts:


Unfortunately, there are folks who seem to think that what we need to do is get everyone down to LA Fitness and get them off the Vicodin:

But we also need to transform what is covered. If we want to make affordable health care available to the 48 million Americans who do not have health insurance, then the fundamental causes of many chronic diseases need to be addressed — which are primarily the lifestyle choices we make each day — rather than only literally or figuratively bypassing them. - Dr. Dean Ornish

Speaker Pelosi and Rep. Steny Hoyer have penned a whopper of an op-ed: ‘Un-American’ attacks can’t derail health care debate. Wanna bet? To some extent it’s already happened. But it does prove that the politics surrounding health care “reform” have nothing to do with actual reform or making anyone healthier. Just read the opening line: Americans have been waiting for nearly a century for quality, affordable health care. Never mind that the actual solution has been in our hands for decades.

But finally, someone spotlights the real issues behind health care and why whatever “reform” comes down will ultimately fail, both articles at Huffington Post. And neither has a thing to do with this drivel coming from Democrats, though it’s very safe to say that Republicans are miles worse.

Why Health Care ‘Reform’ Will Fail

[links from original]

Personally, I think actually getting everyone in America proper access to health care would be one hell of an accomplishment, but apparently it's all for naught if we don't trim away those excess pounds and stop running to the doctors all the time. So says the new medical editor at the Huffington Post, Dr. Dean Ornish.

When I saw Taylor’s mention of getting health information from Huffington Post, I knew there’d be some comedy gold there. Ms. Huffington’s never met an alternative medicine quack or anti-vax charlatan to whom she wouldn’t provide a soapbox. I hadn't heard of this Dr. Ornish, but was pretty sure that medical professionals would have some strong opinions. Over at Respectful Insolence, Orac summed Dr. Ornish up this way:

Although I can totally understand why Dr. Ornish might not appreciate my criticism, he should actually know that, of the Four Horsemen of the Woo-pocalypse, I consider him (probably) the least objectionable. Certainly he would not be Death (that would be Andrew Weil). Smart-ass that I am, maybe I’ll consider Dr. Ornish to be Famine, given that his claim to fame is the use of very low fat diets, along with major lifestyle alterations, to effect changes in health. The reason that I find Dr. Ornish perhaps the least objectionable is that at least he tries to do science. It’s preliminary science, and usually the controls aren’t the greatest, but it is for the most part science. My main beef with him is how he represents that science to the public. For his claims for dietary treatment of prostate cancer at least he tends to take preliminary studies of highly select patients and make way too much of them. Indeed, he often says one thing in his papers, where peer-reviewers force him to remain tentative and keep him from going too far off into the deep end with his claims, but quite another thing to virtually everyone else, including the aforementioned Senator Harkin and, even worse, to the recent Institute of Medicine/Bravewell Collaborative conference on alternative–excuse me “integrative” medicine–from which he hopped over to the Senate to do a two-fer of woo promotion in our nation’s capital.

Dr. Dean Ornish: Turn away from the Dark Side! It's not too late!

In short, Dr. Ornish seems to be playing a high-wire act of writing reasonable things in medical journals so his peers won’t call him out, then making outlandish claims in the general press. That article is worth reading in its entirety.

PalMD of White Coat Underground put it a bit more bluntly:

Dean Ornish. They called in Ornish. Really it’s more of the same. He gives another impassioned plea for ending the madness, the madness of treating sick people.

Our research, and the work of others, have shown that our bodies have a remarkable capacity to begin healing, and much more quickly than we had once realized, if we address the lifestyle factors that often cause these chronic diseases. Medicine today focuses primarily on drugs and surgery, genes and germs, microbes and molecules, but we are so much more than that.

Genes, germs, microbes, molecules…all those hard, science-y things. Does he have a diet to keep me from throwing up in my mouth?

Tom Harkin's War on Science (or, "meet the new boss...")

I’m going to have to lose a lot more brain function before I take guys like Dr. Ornish seriously on the issue of managing health care costs. Doing a search, as I did, for Dr. Dean Ornish at the Scienceblogs site will yield a treasure trove of smart dissection of Ornish's recent career.

I don’t think there are too many M.D.’s engaged in clinical practice who’d disagree that we need to work on getting the U.S. to eat better, and maybe exercise a little more. The notion that this should be the centerpiece of our health care policy is nonsense, however.

Roughly one third of this country doesn’t get the health care it needs. That’s not because they’re fat. It’s because they either don’t have insurance, or have insurance that won’t cover their conditions, because it’s not profitable. Because preventive medicine isn’t as expensive, and therefore isn’t as profitable, it tends to be de-emphasized as well.

We have one of the lowest rates of cigarette smoking in the industrialized world thanks largely to education and targeted taxes. A similar effort regarding weight control would probably yield similar results. Nothing about changing the way we finance health care, or how the government negotiates prices of health care services, would change that. The cost, relative to that of insuring everyone in this country, would be trivial.

Now, let's talk about a real cost of our current system. That's the overhead of having insurance companies pay for our medical services instead of our paying them directly. This, in terminology characteristic of the insurance industry, is referred to as medical loss. Yes, the money the insurance companies pay for the medical services their customers receive are considered "losses". The Washington Post provides an interesting example of the magnitude of medical costs:

· A number that traditionally ranges from 75 percent for the most profitable and efficient plans to more than 100 percent for money-losing plans.

· For Aetna, a figure that increased last quarter from 74.6 to 79.4, causing a 20 percent plunge in its share price when it was announced.

Primer: Medical Loss Ratio

In keeping with the general character of the health care debate, the Washington Post has the exact opposite view of efficiency that one would have if one were trying to evaluate how efficient an insurance company was at delivering health care. A medical loss ratio of 75 percent means that one in every four dollars that the insurer's customers spend on health insurance premiums is not passed on to the people who actually provide health care. Medicare's "medical loss ratio", by contrast, is about 97 percent. As this paper (PDF) makes clear, calculating this ratio is something of a black art. Still, when you add the fact that malpractice insurance, a major expense in most medical practices these days, it's reasonable to assume that having commercial enterprises provide health care financing is costing 20 percent more than having Medicare provide it all. As former insurance executive Wendell Potter said on Bill Moyers' show a few months ago:

BILL MOYERS: You told Congress that the industry has hijacked our health care system and turned it into a giant ATM for Wall Street. You said, "I saw how they confuse their customers and dump the sick, all so they can satisfy their Wall Street investors." How do they satisfy their Wall Street investors?

WENDELL POTTER: Well, there's a measure of profitability that investors look to, and it's called a medical loss ratio. And it's unique to the health insurance industry. And by medical loss ratio, I mean that it's a measure that tells investors or anyone else how much of a premium dollar is used by the insurance company to actually pay medical claims. And that has been shrinking, over the years, since the industry's been dominated by, or become dominated by for-profit insurance companies. Back in the early '90s, or back during the time that the Clinton plan was being debated, 95 cents out of every dollar was sent, you know, on average was used by the insurance companies to pay claims. Last year, it was down to just slightly above 80 percent.

So, investors want that to keep shrinking. And if they see that an insurance company has not done what they think meets their expectations with the medical loss ratio, they'll punish them. Investors will start leaving in droves.

I've seen a company stock price fall 20 percent in a single day, when it did not meet Wall Street's expectations with this medical loss ratio.

For example, if one company's medical loss ratio was 77.9 percent, for example, in one quarter, and the next quarter, it was 78.2 percent. It seems like a small movement. But investors will think that's ridiculous. And it's horrible.

BILL MOYERS: That they're spending more money for medical claims.

WENDELL POTTER: Yeah.

BILL MOYERS: And less money on profits?

WENDELL POTTER: Exactly. And they think that this company has not done a good job of managing medical expenses. It has not denied enough claims. It has not kicked enough people off the rolls. And that's what-- that is what happens, what these companies do, to make sure that they satisfy Wall Street's expectations with the medical loss ratio.

Bill Moyers Transcript: July 10, 2009

So let's look at the question of how much all those additional overweight people are costing us. A recent report, widely circulated in the press that I, in my more cynical moments, thought of as a campaign of "blame the fatties, not the insurance companies, for-profit medical conglomerates, and Big Pharma", mentioned that overweight people were responsible for excess medical costs that amounted to about 9 percent of what we spend on health care. In the part that most people didn't read, though it also said this:

Spending increased 82% for people who were obese in that period, from $167 billion to $303 billion. For people who were classified as overweight but not obese, healthcare spending increased 36% from $202 billion to $275 billion. For people of normal BMI, treatment costs increased 25%, from $208 billion to $260 billion.

Healthcare Costs for Overweight and Obese Patients Grow

The first thing that jumps out at me here is that the average cost of patient care for "normal" people rose at twice the rate of inflation for that time, which was about 13 percent. Even had nothing else about the population changed, we'd still be paying about 12 percent more for health care, after adjusting for inflation, in the space of six years.

Even in a really healthy population, some people will be overweight. This could be due to psychological or medical issues, but it will certainly be true. There are many reasons for this, but the interesting thing is the differential between that and our condition. Canada, a country with a similar society, but a very different way of paying for health care has seen a rise in obese and overweight people. This figure suggests that our rate of obesity is about half again more than Canada's, the United Kingdom's, and Germany's. These are societies similar to ours in political organization, degree of industrialization and modernization, and medical technology. The difference is what's interesting, and that's probably less than three percent of our health care costs.

So, class, what's larger, three percent or twenty percent?

While the jocks are pondering that one, I'll ask another of the skinny kids with glasses - how much bigger is 20 than 3?


Our corpulence isn't a trivial matter, but its contribution to our health care costs are dwarfed by the built-in inefficiencies of for-profit health care as it's currently being implemented. Focussing on it isn't quite on par with Sarah Palin's objections to ObamaCare. Still, it's a distraction at this point. It has more to do with lining the pockets of some folks than it has to do with getting quality health care to the masses. So I wish Huffington Post would stop focusing on the nonsense and focus instead on what matters.

How we pay for health care affects how it is delivered. It also clearly affects whether it is delivered. With at least 20,000 of us dying each year because we don’t have access to health care when we get sick or injured, I think that’s something worth getting excited about. Trimming the fat there, and delivering care to more people, is the thing we need to do now.

If the Congress and the President manage that much, I'll be both satisfied and amazed.



NOTE: This article began as a response I attempted to post on Taylor Marsh's blog regarding her article. Sadly, block quotes don't work there, and it was a mess. Thus was this article born.


Wednesday, June 17, 2009

How Lucky Can One Internet Persona Be?

[Pound notes, plus a few dollars, at the donations box of the British Museum. Image credit: Lawrence OP.]








Once again, without even entering, I've won a British lottery:

From: The British Lottery Headquarters
Customers Services
8 Lower Mall, Hammersmith 1010
Liverpool, L70 1NL United Kingdom
Tel: +44 703 188 5012
Fax: +44 870 495 4024

RE: 2009 BRITISH LOTTERY

Date: 17th June 2009

Dear Lucky Winner,

We happily announce to you the 2009 British Lottery draw Program held in London in association of the British Promotion Award and of the 2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa, among the 2,900 Email addresses of individuals and companies from Africa, Asia, America, Australia, Europe, Middle East, and New Zealand etc. selected by computing electronic ballot system drawn, congratulation that your e-mail address attached to Ticket # 694/7560/0545/721, Serial # 886/09, drawn the Lucky # 016/213/3517, which subsequently won the lottery towards 2nd category file covering it’s share amount to (GBPЈ1,000.000.00) One Million Great British Pounds.

You are therefore, been approved to claim a total sum of (GBPЈ1,000.000.00) One Million Great British Pounds in cash as credited to your File No. RPC/9080/1153/2244. This is from a total cash prize of 125 Million Pound Sterlings.

This year Lottery Program Jackpot is the largest ever for British Lottery; the estimated 125 Million Jackpots would be the Sixth biggest in U.K history, the biggest was the 363 Million Pounds Starlings' Jackpot that went to two winners last year 2008 drawing of the Big Game, Mega Millions' predecessor.

Note that your lucky winning number falls within our African booklet representative office in Southern Africa as indicated in our play coupon, In view of this’ be informed that your (GBPЈ1,000.000.00) One Million Great British Pounds will be release to you by our affiliate bank.

Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your winning fund is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you demand fit to claim your prize.

To file your claim, kindly contact your claim agent immediately through email and call him after you would have sent him email.

Mr. Hopkins McConnell
Tel: +27 73 757 9203
Fax: +27 86 540 5411
Email: consulthopkins@gala.net

Email him with your Full Names, Address, Telephone, Fax No. your Ref No. BTL/311OXI/02 & Batch No. 14/211/0374 immediately.

Congratulations from all members staff of THE UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.

Sincerely Yours,

Mrs. Mary Blair
Zonal Coordinator(UKPANL.LLC)

I try not to tell other people how to run their countries, but this is getting ridiculous. If their lottery is this easy to win, I don't see how the United Kingdom can stay afloat financially. In the interest of international harmony, I'm going to forgo this prize, thank you.

The U.K. is such a thoughtful country.

(As always, I assume that the persons mentioned in this e-mail are fictional, or if they are real people that they aren't the ones actually involved in this scam.)


Why I Don't Have Cable, Revisited

One of the things about being on the road is that you sometimes get to watch other peoples' televisions. Those "people" might be hotel chains, but the idea is the same - you get to see all the stuff you miss by not having cable. Other than being able to watch baseball games, I didn't see much advantage.

Apparently, that's not changing any time soon. As Skeptic magazine publisher Micheal Shermer noted in his blog this week, there's a show that seems to go around trying to punk skeptics and other smart people. So far, it doesn't seem to have been very successful:

Out in the parking lot Brian told me that he thought the entire day was a set up, including phony cameramen, phony directors, phony make-up artist, etc. He was right. I initially thought that it was just Ghostman punking the Showtime people, but it turns out there is no show called “Versus,” the psychic’s real name is Marc Wootton (a British comedian and wannabe Borat character), and that Showtime has a show under production called “Untitled Marc Wootton Project.” (See the IMDB page.)

Here is Wootton’s “Shirley Ghostman” website.

Here are some other Ghostman punkings.

And here are some British skeptics catching on to Wootton’s antics fairly quickly.

Weirdly, I found this guy in real estate who had a similar experience (punking real estate brokers? — only in a housing crisis I suppose): Beware: Little Duke Productions for Showtime. Duping Realtors on camera while actors cause havoc in LA area homes.

The funniest story of all, however, was the punking of the actress and environmental activist Daryl Hannah, who explained in a Guardian article how she was punked by the same people. I have to admit that the image of a miniskirted “research scientist” in a lab coat who told Daryl how she had been fed by condors in the wild is a hellova lot funnier than Lee Majors in a body bag! Here’s the Daryl Hannah punking article.

Punked! (But Who Was Punked, The Skeptics Or The Psychics?)

The basic method of these producers was to lie about what they were trying to do, then bringing on a comedian or actress who pretends to be something he (or in the case of the Daryl Hannah segment, she) is not, and see what happens. As the quote says, these people generally catch on, but selective editing could certainly change that or present the subjects negatively in any number of ways. This is dishonest on many levels, and as Shermer notes, probably won't make for entertaining or enlightening TV:

In my opinion, a hoax is only interesting if those who are hoaxed should have seen it coming, if they were blinded by their prejudices and presuppositions, and who were given clues but ignored them. In James Randi’s “Alpha Project” hoax he instructed his magician charges to fess up to using magic tricks (to simulate psychic power) if anyone ever asked them; but no one ever did, despite obvious clues they left behind. Alan Sokal’s “deconstruction” hoax of the lit-crit journal was beautiful because he submitted an article that was complete nonsense and was so chockablock full of the sort of jargon that lit-crit folks love to read that the editors of the journal who accepted it just assumed that it must mean something. But if you simply lie to someone and deceive them so well that they could not possibly have known you were setting them up, it only proves that you are a clever liar.

Punked! (But Who Was Punked, The Skeptics Or The Psychics?)

It would be nice if the sort of people who still find TV entertaining were exposed to a little science or critical thinking once in a while, but I doubt that you will be seeing such a thing on a show built on this premise.


Thursday, May 28, 2009

Drill, Baby, Drill

Image credit: Lionel Trains


Looks like I'll be getting into the oil business, at least in a financial sense:

From: Ahmed Idris [Add to Address Book]
To: undisclosed-recipients@null, null@null
Subject: INVESTMENT PROPOSAL FROM EXXON MOBIL PLC
Date: May 27, 2009 9:25 AM

Attn Sir I'm Ahmed Idris, a representative of ExxonMobil in London (http://www.exxonmobil.com). I have a sensitive and private brief from the Senior Executives of this top oil company in need of your partnership to re-profile funds amounting to US$18M (Eighteen Million United States Dollars).

I will let you have the details, but in summary, the fund would be paid to you through a Finance Company where it is presently deposited as soon as the filing and documentation process is concluded in your name.

This is a legitimate transaction without government interference and you shall be compensated with 20% of the total sum, should you and your company agrees to work with us?. If you are interested, please reply back to me via this email ahmedidris@sify.com for further details.

Regards,
Dr Ahmed Idris

I don't know much about the oil business, but apparently that's not a problem. Hey, it's a tough economy right now, so I'm sure it's hard to find qualified applicants.

As usual, the sender e-mail address has been obscured, since I have no idea whose address that is. It's unlikely that the scammers are using one of their real names. The sify.com address is the one in the Reply To field of the e-mail, so I'd say it could legitimately be said that it belongs to the scammers.

Of course, it's unlikely in the extreme that Exxon Mobil has anything to do with this. Lionel is not in any way connected with this article, either, except for having a picture of a cute little toy oil derrick on the Internet.


Thursday, April 30, 2009

From Russia With Money

Image credit: Pravda.

Apparently, I'll be swimming in rubles soon:

From: nonthaburi
To: undisclosed-recipients@null, null@null
Subject: FROM RUSSIA
Date: Apr 29, 2009 9:00 PM

Dear Friend,


I have a profiling amount in an excess of US$55 Million Dollars, which I seek your partnership in accommodating for me. You will be rewarded with 30% of the total sum for your partnership. Can you be my partner on this?

INTRODUCTION OF MY SELF:
I am MR Arkadyevich Abramovich the personal secretary to Mikhail Khodorkovsky the richest man in Russia and owner of the following companies: Chairman CEO: Yukos Oil Corporation, 31a, Dubininskaya str.Moscow 115054, Russia(Russian Most Largest Oil Company)Chairman CEO: Menatep SBP Bank (A well reputable financial institution with its branches all over the world)

SOURCE OF FUNDS:
The documents of the above funds in question was handed over to me to be used in payment of an American oil merchant for his last oil deal with my boss Mikhail Khodorkovsky. Already the funds have been deposited with a bank outside russia, where the final crediting is expected to be carried out. While I was on the process, My Boss was arrested for his involvement on politics in financing the leading and opposing political parties (the Union of Right Forces, led by Boris Nemtsov, and Yabloko, a liberal/social democratic party led by Gregor Yavlinsky) which poses treat to President Vladimir Putin second tenure as Russian president. You can catch more of the story on this:

http://www.mosnews.com/mn-files/khodorkovsky.shtml
http://newsfromrussia.com/main/2003/11/13/51215.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/3213505.stm

YOUR ROLE:
All I need from you is to stand as the beneficiary of the above quoted sum and I will arrange for the documentation which will enable the Bank transfer the sum to you. I have decided to use this sum to relocate to U.A.E continent and never to be connected to any of Mikhail Khodorkovsky conglomerates.The transaction has to be concluded in 7 days before Mikhail Khodorkovsky is out on bail. As soon as I get your willingness to comply I will give you more details and also tell you what i shall require from you. Finally i will let you know my location in europe and where this fund is at present.

Thank you very much
Regards
MR Arkadyevich Abramovich


Please reply only to my alternative email address:
xxxxxx@verizon.net.invalid


--
This message has been scanned for viruses and
dangerous content by MailScanner, and is
believed to be clean.

Gosh, Arkady, I'm pretty busy right now with our own collapsing economy, but I'll see what I can do.

As usual, I've altered the e-mail addresses of the alleged sender of this e-mail, but the recipient list is unchanged. I received two copies of this e-mail. I wonder how many other potential beneficiaries this thing went out to. I have no idea what "poses treat" means. Apparently, it's bad.

At least this time they came up with an excuse for why the e-mail addresses aren't from the same country the money's supposed to be coming from.


Monday, April 13, 2009

Another E-mail From Nigeria

Nigerian money. Apparently, I will be adding even more to my collection. I still don't have any of the 50 naira notes. Image credit: Online Nigeria.


For a nation that has a per capita income of $2,300, there sure do seem to be a lot of folks in Nigeria who are trying to give away money. Yet another wrote to me yesterday:

From: Henry Joseph <no_one@msn.com.invalid>
To:
Subject: Dear Friend
Date: Apr 12, 2009 12:36 PM

Henry Joseph Chamber
923 Fihley Road Apapa Lagos
Nigeria.
Email:hjose@xxxx.ro.invalid

Dear Friend,

I am Henry Joseph, An attorney at law. I want you to pardon me for sending this email to your private e-mail address. A deceased client of mine, that shares the same last name as yours, who here in after shall be referred to as my client, died as the result of a heart-related condition on March 12Th 2005. His heart condition was due to the death of all members of his family in the tsunami disaster on the 26Th December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake

The bank where my late Client has an amount worth ($16M).Eighteen Million United States Dollars has issued a notice to provide next of kin to inherit the fund or have the account confiscated before the end of the first quarter of the year 2009.For this reason I have no any option than to contact you to partner with me to enable the bank to transfer the inheritance to you as directed.I want you to take this letter very serious so that we can both team up to receive the $16m from the bank.

For more information please contact me with below address. I will then provide full details of the inheritance to you. Please there is no risk involved. I can be reached with below address for more updates ( hjose@xxxx.ro.invalid )

Include below information so that I can submit my Application in your name to the bank to commence the transfer in your name.

Full name and address
Your contact telephone/Fax
Your Age.
Your Occupation.

Sincerely Yours.
Henry Joseph Barr.

I have no idea what he thinks my last name is. 359? Of course, he left that up to my imagination, didn't he? But Henry said there was no risk involved, so what could be the problem?

Wait, I wasn't on the To: list, was I? No one was. Maybe I'm just supposed to this along ...

As always, I've changed the e-mail addresses to protect the innocent. It's almost certain that no one uses his real name in these letters. So if you meet someone named Henry Joseph Barr, please don't ask him where my money is. If he volunteers the information though, please let me know.


Quackery And AIDS

On a day when a lot of Christians are talking about morality, renewal, and hope, it's more than a little ironic that I should read this:

This chapter did not appear in the original edition of this book, because for fifteen months leading up to September 2008 the vitamin-pill entrepreneur Matthias Rath was suing me personally, and the Guardian, for libel. This strategy brought only mixed success. For all that nutritionists may fantasise in public that any critic is somehow a pawn of big pharma, in private they would do well to remember that, like many my age who work in the public sector, I don’t own a flat. The Guardian generously paid for the lawyers, and in September 2008 Rath dropped his case, which had cost in excess of £500,000 to defend. Rath has paid £220,000 already, and the rest will hopefully follow. Nobody will ever repay me for the endless meetings, the time off work, or the days spent poring over tables filled with endlessly cross-referenced court documents.

Matthias Rath - steal this chapter

It was another of those nuisance lawsuits, brought by a huckster who figured he could keep his con going a little longer by suing the people who were exposing him. This isn't the tragedy, sad as it was for the author of this book, Ben Goldacre, and for his employer. The tragedy is that Goldacre was trying to expose Rath's efforts to hawk his vitamin cure to AIDS victims, particularly in South Africa.

How's that going for South Africa? Here's a summary:

In South Africa it kills 300,000 people every year: that’s eight hundred people every day, or one every two minutes. This one country has 6.3 million people who are HIV positive, including 30 per cent of all pregnant women. There are 1.2 million AIDS orphans under the age of seventeen. Most chillingly of all, this disaster has appeared suddenly, and while we were watching: in 1990, just 1 per cent of adults in South Africa were HIV positive. Ten years later, the figure had risen to 25 per cent.

Matthias Rath - steal this chapter

While this can't all be blamed on Rath, his actions helped make the situation worse. Many patients there refused or dropped legitimate AIDS treatment in favor of Rath's patent medicine. When they write up a list of people whose greed has killed countless people in this century, Matthias Rath will surely be high on that list.

Ben Goldacre has released the contents of this chapter of his book under the Creative Commons license, no doubt hoping it will go viral. I'll be copying it to an article sometime soon, but in the meantime, I suggest that you either read it over at Goldacre's site, or better yet, read it at Dana Hunter's site. She's added graphics and links that illustrate some of the things Goldacre has written.


Saturday, April 4, 2009

I Thought They'd Forgotten...

Nigerian money. Apparently, I will be adding even more to my collection. I don't have any of the 50 naira notes yet. Image credit: Online Nigeria.

I was beginning to wonder what I what had become of all those widows, orphans, and cancer victims who stopped begging me to store their money. Looks like they were just busy or something:

From: "Mr. Abdellah Essadiq"
To: cujo359
Subject: Yours Sincerely,
Date: Apr 3, 2009 10:52 PM

From Mr. Abdellah Essadiq.
Accounting Dept, Bank PHB Ningeria.

Gretings Friend,

First I must solicit your confidence in this letter to you, this is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and top secret. Though I know that a proposal letter of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried due to the spam/scam mails that goes across the globe,but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. I decided to contact you due to the urgency needed, as I have been reliably award of your discreetness and ability in transaction of this nature.

My name is Mr. Abdellah Essadiq, ACCOUNTING DEPT OF BANK PHB NIGERIA.,I came to know about you in my private search for a reliable person to handle a confidential transaction on my behalf. l write in respect of a our customer with Current A/C number:14-2558-2004, who unfortunately lost his life in the plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight 261 which crashed on January 31 2000,including his wife and only daughter leaving nobody to claim the money.You shall read more news about the crash on visiting this site; http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list/

The owner of this account Mr. White Thompson, an American and great industrialist and a resident of Alaska.Since the death of this our customer {Mr. White Thompson}, I have kept a close monitoring of the deposit records and accounts since then. Nobody has come forward to claim the money in this A/C as next of kin to the late {Mr. White Thompson}. The total amount in the account US$18.4 million and it is a domiciliary escrow bank account.It is only an insider,the account owner or a next of kin who has information about the account that could produce the Code or password of the deposit particulars.

Also the funds can only be released to a foreigner. As it stands now, there is nobody in the position to produce the needed information other than my very self-considering my position in the bank.Based on the fact that Mr. White Thompson, family perished in the same flight accident, leaving no one to put claim of the deposit as the next of kin,so I am seeking for your co-operation to present you as the next of kin to late Mr. White Thompson, and arrange for the release of the funds to your honor for our mutual benefit.

Besides,efforts had been made by the management of my Bank through the America Embassy in Lagos to contact any of the deceased children but to no avail, as we were made to understand that the couple had no other children.Given the skeletal information available to the Bank, it has so far been impossible to reach any of the relatives.

The option left for the Bank management is to declare the deceased account dormant and revert the funds to trading on behalf of and in the interest of the Bank. If there is more delay in moving this money out, this money will be pushed to the Treasury of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. I am willing to share this money with you in the ratio of 60 -40%. You shall have 40% of the funds and I shall share the rest with my partner at the bank.I hope this is a fair sharing?If you are willing and ready to assist with this business then confirm to the following information of yours below for further proceedings:

(1) Your Full Name------------------------
(2) Your Full Home address.------------------
(3) Your telephone and fax numbers:----------
{4} A copy of your international passport or Driver's License
{5} Your occupation/Age: --------------------

Once again, I congratulate you for this is significant honor indeed.
Yours Sincerely,
Mr. Abdellah Essadiq

Well, there aren't any widows or cancer victims here, but it all sounds straightforward enough - I just pretend to be the last surviving relative of someone who wasn't actually on a plane that crashed nine years ago and the check will be arriving from Nigeria soon afterward. What could go wrong?

It's amazing that no one has claimed this money before, but there are so many people who don't know how to take advantage of an opportunity these days.

NOTE: As always, I'm sure that whoever is behind this scam isn't using his real name. This e-mail came to my Cujo359 e-mail account, not to an account I would use for financial transactions.


Thursday, April 2, 2009

Where Did The Scammers Go?

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Image credit: I Has A Hot Dog.

Actually, I have no idea how this happened. The steady stream of 419 scam and phishing attempts that have been providing a ready-made source of humor have stopped coming recently. A friend mentioned them to me yesterday, which made me realize that I hadn't received a single one in the last two weeks. A quick check of Computer World and The Reg show no indications that some big ring of e-mail scammers has been shut down. Nothing came up on Google searches, either.

Oh, wait, a further look at The Register produced this item:

Romania police arrested 20 suspected phishing fraud suspects on Wednesday.

Stefan Negrila, chief of the organised crime police in the western Romanian city of Timisoara, said the alleged hackers set up counterfeit banking websites that they used to trick surfers in Italy and Spain into handing over sensitive login credentials.

Phishing mule accomplices in the targeted countries then used these stolen credentials to "cash out" compromised accounts in a fraud whose losses might run into hundreds of thousands of euros, The International Herald Tribune reports.

Romanian Cops Cuff 20 Phishing Suspects

This might be it, but much of the fraudulent e-mail I was receiving came from Spanish ISPs and e-mail servers. As I noted here, some of these e-mails have been around for some time.

Whether it was the Romanian police or someone else, it's clear that someone whose bark is considerably bigger than mine has stopped this for the moment. Or, perhaps this is another sign of a bad economy. Do you suppose people don't even have money to give to scam artists any more?