Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Generosity Has Its Rewards

Apparently, all that help I gave the Malaysians, the Japanese bankers, and the Indian widows has paid off. I will soon be the proud driver of a car that's even worse on snow than my current ride:


BMW AUTOMOBILES GROUP
PUBLIC RELATIONS DEPARTMENT,
BMW Automobiles House.
22 Garden Close, Edmonton, Lincs,
PE9 2YP, London,
United Kingdom.
Email:bmwinformationcentre@notvalid.com.invalid
Telephone:+XX XXXXXXXXXX

23rd December 2008


"RE:BMW AUTOMOBILE GROUP 2008 XMAS BONANZER"


Attention:- "Winner No.6"


We look beyond the constraints of conventional thinking to create new possibilities World wide. We strive to live the brand, constantly learning and transferring knowledge and improving living standard across the Globe. We are pioneering and we set truly global benchmarks. In achieving these things, we endeavour to human progress.

As one of the world’s leading companies, we have a responsibility to set high standards: to be, and be seen to be, a business which is committed to integrity. In a complex global business environment like ours, that’s not always easy. Our code of conduct is designed to help us achieve this goal.

In veiw of this Bavarian Motor Works (Commonly reffered as BMW) is informing you that you have been selected for a cash prize of £150,000.00 (One hundred and fifty thousand Great British Pounds) from the BMW AUTOMOBILE GROUP 2008 XMAS BONANZER PROMO held today 23rd DECEMBER 2008 here in London United Kingdom.

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection system(ess) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world which you were selected.

The BMW e-Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also Licensed by the International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). This promotional lottery is the 5th of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public.

To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact our fiduciary claims department for more information as regards procedures to claim your prize.
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PUBLIC RELATIONS DEPARTMENT
7 DOCK WAY, SEFTON BUSINESS PARK
LONDON, T40 4RT
UNITED KINGDOM.
Mr.Phil D Smith.
Email: BavarianMotorWorks@notvalid.com.invalid
Tel: +XXXXXXX XXXXX (You should not hesitate to call if you need any further clarification)
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Contact him by providing him with your File No. DRT40098KY2008 and your Reference Number BMW570PLMK-4523.You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information's as soon as possible:

1.Name in full.---------------------------------
2.Address.--------------------------------------
3.Nationality.------------------------------------
4.Age.---------------------------------------------
5.Occupation.-----------------------------------
6.Mobile Telephone Number.--------------
7.Present Country.----------------------------
8.Sex-----------------------------------------------
9.Fax [optional].--------------------------------
10.Email address. ----------------------------

Please you are advised in receipt of this NOTIFICATION to provide him with the above listed details of yours as soon as possible to speed up with the processing of your prize winnings.

Congratulations once again from all BMW staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.

MR.BRIAN SCOTT
THE DIRECTOR PROMOTIONS
BMW PUBLIC RELATIONS DEPARTMENT
UNITED KINGDOM

The Altimate Driving Machine

[Apologies to BMW for the image, but it was part of the e-mail.]

Yes, yet another scam e-mail sent to a clearly fictitious e-mail address wanting to know who that person is. (Funny how none of these ever reach my Earthlink address that contains my real name.) I've left the very official-looking address and name, but it's certain these aren't valid. I've removed the telephone number and e-mail address for obvious reasons.

I don't know who these folks really are, but they're not BMW. Once again, this is clearly written by someone for whom English is a challenge. The e-mail address is for some Spanish-language version of Yahoo, it appears.

Needless to say, don't be fooled if you get one of these. And like the e-mail says, Happy Holidays.


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