Monday, June 13, 2011

Imagine - It Went Straight To Video

It's hard to imagine that Hollywood could have come up with something worse than 10,000 BC, but it looks like they've managed:

It's something to do with a volcano that causes a glacier to move at transonic speed across North America. It sounds like someone got two disaster movie scripts caught in a paper shredder, then tried to glue them back together, and hired a rabid lunatic to edit the result.

Geology blogger Rachael adds:
There's a volcano. It unleashes a glacier. Don't ask me how. But it's a fast glacier. A really, really, really, really fast glacier that like a thousand miles across and can get from the Arctic to the US in a day or two, because it is seriously pissed off and has installed a turbo. And then it destroys New York City, because that's what you do when you're the world's fastest glacier that's been set free by a volcano. Because New York City once spat on your shoes and called your mom a fucking ice cube.

Hilarity Ensues: We've Declared War on a Glacier
I think you could put a slide show together of every explicit thing that Anthony Weiner has ever texted or tweeted, and it would be more inspirational. It would certainly be less preposterous.

The only good thing I can say about this one is that they clearly didn't waste a pile of money on it.


One Fly said...

Amerika loves this dumb ass shit.

Cujo359 said...

What worries me is the thought that someone might think it makes sense.

One Fly said...

I didn't watch the trailer Cujo-you're explanation was enough.

Sure there are some and one is too many who believe this crap just like they do the repug line.

lawguy said...

I saw this some where else on the web. I can only wish I still smoked, you can bet I would be at the first showing.

Cujo359 said...

Some commenter at one of the sites I saw this trailer at mentioned that it will be the inspiration for at least a few new drinking games.