It's something to do with a volcano that causes a glacier to move at transonic speed across North America. It sounds like someone got two disaster movie scripts caught in a paper shredder, then tried to glue them back together, and hired a rabid lunatic to edit the result.
Geology blogger Rachael adds:
There's a volcano. It unleashes a glacier. Don't ask me how. But it's a fast glacier. A really, really, really, really fast glacier that like a thousand miles across and can get from the Arctic to the US in a day or two, because it is seriously pissed off and has installed a turbo. And then it destroys New York City, because that's what you do when you're the world's fastest glacier that's been set free by a volcano. Because New York City once spat on your shoes and called your mom a fucking ice cube.I think you could put a slide show together of every explicit thing that Anthony Weiner has ever texted or tweeted, and it would be more inspirational. It would certainly be less preposterous.
Hilarity Ensues: We've Declared War on a Glacier
The only good thing I can say about this one is that they clearly didn't waste a pile of money on it.
5 comments:
Amerika loves this dumb ass shit.
What worries me is the thought that someone might think it makes sense.
I didn't watch the trailer Cujo-you're explanation was enough.
Sure there are some and one is too many who believe this crap just like they do the repug line.
I saw this some where else on the web. I can only wish I still smoked, you can bet I would be at the first showing.
Some commenter at one of the sites I saw this trailer at mentioned that it will be the inspiration for at least a few new drinking games.
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