Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Good Karma Floats

Thanks to the Bush war on science, there has been a steady flow of refugee scientists and engineers to the Cujo Labs in the last few years. The humans' inability to deal with reality has benefited us enormously. One technology under development that has both military and civilian applications is anti-gravity:

Image credit: I Has A Hot Dog

Our courageous volunteers have paid a price for perfecting this technology. Often, the damage is both physical and psychological:

Image credit: I Has A Hot Dog

So far, all the cats have been able to produce in this field are some rather obviously fake photos:

Image credit: I Can Has Cheezburger

Canine generosity and human ingenuity are keeping us ahead. While the horrid winter campaign continues, we can hope for an advantage in the future.


Dana Hunter said...

Ha! Our disinformation campaign worked!

On a more somber note, I'm sorry to see that prosthetics have not improved since the 19th century.

Cujo359 said...

It's temporary. Exigencies of war and so on.