Friday, December 19, 2008

Revelations And Adjustments

Intelligence reports indicate that, far from being a sudden misunderstanding, this war has been planned for some time by our adversaries. The ruthlessness of this plan has many taken aback. While I was remarking on the cats' use of genetic mutations, and lamenting the callousness of such a thing, my director of biology said "Umm. We've been meaning to tell you about this":

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Immediate directive to the biology department Stop using gamma radiation immediately!.

Meanwhile, two can play at the psychological warfare game:

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No, don't pity them. They've brought this torment on themselves.

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